tagged by ~lined-paper *grumble grumble*

Dear ~artistic-deathcat

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you ignore the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about your embarrassing rash .

Greetings to your frog Leonard

Logisticly speaking you've been tagged as well, if you want to here's the stuff you need to continue these shinanigans: [link]